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How to Keep Your Inner Peace (Even When the Dark Side is Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum)

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How to Keep Your Inner Peace (Even When the Dark Side is Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum) Hello, fellow Earthlings! It's me, your favorite cosmic blogger, here to discuss the latest trend sweeping the universe: the Negative Dark Forces' (NDF) desperate attempt to ruin our good vibes. Yes, friends, the NDF are apparently resorting to their last-ditch "puppet master spells" to trigger us into a collective meltdown. But fear not! I have a foolproof guide on how to maintain your inner peace while the universe seemingly goes haywire. Step 1: Acceptance (With a Side of Eye-Rolling) First and foremost, let's acknowledge the obvious: the NDF are being a real pain in the astral behind. They're like that ex who just won't accept it's over, resorting to increasingly petty tactics to get your attention. So, accept that they're acting out, roll your eyes dramatically, and move on. Step 2: Laugh It Off (Cosmic Chuckles Are Contagious) The NDF clearly