Episode 14: "Boomerangs and Gold Bars"

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Episode 14: "Boomerangs and Gold Bars"

Opening Scene:
The gang is gathered at Alphy’s bar, unwinding after their latest adventure. The atmosphere is relaxed, yet the conversation quickly shifts to something bizarre—Hell’s latest election.

Scene: Connie and Alfie Debate the Next Ruler of Hell

The gang is sitting around a smoky, dimly lit room, a vibe that mirrors their increasingly strange conversations. Connie leans in with curiosity, her eyes gleaming as she nudges Alfie.

Connie (leaning in, curiously):
“Alfie, any idea who’s gonna win this election for the new ruler of Hell?”

Alfie shrugs and smirks, taking a sip of his drink.

Alfie (smirking):
“I don’t watch that show, can’t even guess. But if I had a vote? I’d put it down for Little Nicky.”

Connie bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her drink.

Connie (laughing):
“Of course you would! You think the son of the devil’s ready for politics?”

Alfie grins, his eyes mischievous.

Alfie (grinning):
“Hey, if anyone knows how to handle Hell, it’s him. Plus, he’s got charisma. I mean, have you seen his moves with a fireball?”

Connie smirks, leaning in with a teasing glint.

Connie (teasing):
“Yeah, but what he really needs is a good running mate. You know who’d be perfect? Richie.”

Alfie breaks into uncontrollable laughter, almost spilling his drink. The thought of Richie running Hell is too much.

Alfie (still laughing):
“Richie as the vice ruler of Hell? He’d turn the underworld into a karaoke bar in no time!”

Connie (grinning):
"Exactly! Endless karaoke in Hell? That’s a punishment no demon would survive.”

As they continue laughing, Quinn and Quincy chime in from the side.

Quinn (smirking):
“You know, it’s kind of poetic. Both Richie and Nicky are the black sheep of their families. Makes you wonder if they’d ever get along.”

Quincy (nodding):
“Right? Two guys destined to fail upward in their families—one in Hell, the other in Hollywood.”

Alfie wipes away a tear from laughing.

Alfie (chuckling):
"I’d watch that buddy comedy. Hell’s got nothing on that duo!”

Poker Scene:

The gang gathers at Richie’s mansion later that night for their weekly poker game. The atmosphere shifts from ancient mysteries to light-hearted banter as they set up the table.

Richie (grinning):
"Alright, folks, you’re about to witness a poker masterclass."

Connie (mocking):
"Richie, you lose every time. The only masterclass you’ve got is in karaoke.”

The cards are dealt, and the night goes on. As usual, Richie’s poker skills are abysmal. He keeps losing hand after hand, until the inevitable moment arrives: Richie has bet it all—and lost.

Ben (grinning):
“Another victory. How’s it feel to donate to the ‘Richie’s Bad Poker Fund’ again?”

Richie throws up his hands in defeat but then grins.

Richie (laughing):
"You may take my money, but you’ll never take my karaoke crown. Let’s end this game the right way."

With that, Richie jumps up, grabs the microphone, and launches into an over-the-top karaoke performance of Don't Stop Believin' as the gang groans but can’t help but laugh.

Connie (laughing):
"Endless karaoke in Hell might not be such a bad idea after all."

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