Time Is an Illusion… But My Toaster Still Breaks

 Title: Time Is an Illusion… But My Toaster Still Breaks

Have you ever looked at the clock, realized it’s 11:11, and thought, “Wait, am I just living the same day over and over again, or is my higher self winking at me?” Because let’s be honest—time is weird. It’s one of those things we all agree exists, but no one can quite explain, like why socks vanish in the dryer or why cats knock things off tables just to watch.

At its core, time is a handy construct humans slapped onto the Universe to make sense of stuff. Music theory wouldn’t work without it (unless you want endless free jazz improvisation), and we couldn’t multiply 60 by 24 and pretend we’re good at math. But then, somewhere along the way, someone—let’s call them “Time Tyrant”—said, “Hey, let’s use this whole time thing to age physical bodies, break down perfectly good stuff, and trick people into thinking they’re running out of life.” To which I say: what a jerk move.

Infinite Beings in Disposable Shoes

We are infinite. Our souls, consciousness, energy, whatever you want to call it, don’t have expiration dates. So why do our bodies feel like they come with warranties shorter than cheap toasters? Every year, someone’s like, “Congrats! You’ve completed another lap around the sun!” But all I hear is: “Here’s another reason to replace your car battery, mourn your thinning hairline, and pretend you need a new phone because ‘technology moves fast.’”

Who decided everything has to wear out? Who built this agenda? I bet it was the same person who invented monthly subscriptions for everything—time’s greatest scam yet. Imagine if we lived in a timeline where nothing broke down, where our shoes, gadgets, and knees lasted forever. Infinite beings deserve infinite stuff, not biodegradable nonsense.

Money: The Stupid Construct

And then there’s money. Another ridiculous construct designed to keep us in line. Whether you make .0001 cent an hour or $1 billion an hour, in the grand scheme of things, it all adds up to infinity. So why do we let ourselves get caught up in a system that makes us feel small, inadequate, or desperate for a piece of paper or digital numbers? Money is just another way to distract us from our true infinite nature.

Think about it: If we’re all infinite beings, does it matter how much you earn today, tomorrow, or in your lifetime? No. It's all part of the illusion. The only thing that really matters is the belief that we need it—because once you realize you’re infinite, you realize money is just as arbitrary as time. We’re here to create, explore, and live—not to chase paper or worry about our hourly rate.

Living Beyond the Clock and the Dollar

What if we just… stopped believing in time and money? Not in a chaotic, “let’s all show up to brunch 4 hours late” kind of way, but in a freeing, “I’m not running out of anything” way. Because if time is an illusion, then so is lack. We’re not running out of years, energy, opportunities, or money—those are just stories someone told us so we’d feel small, stuck, and like we needed to “hustle” to keep up.

Spoiler alert: the Universe doesn’t hustle. It doesn’t check a watch or refresh its calendar app. It just is. It expands, it flows, it vibes. So can we.

Ageless, Timeless, and Beyond Broken Things

When we let go of time, we let go of limits. What if our cells were convinced they didn’t have to age? What if the things we built, owned, and loved didn’t have to break, rust, or need replacement every arbitrary cycle? What if the money we thought we needed was as inconsequential as the clock on the wall?

Imagine a world where you don’t dread birthdays because you’ve stopped counting. A world where you didn’t need a new phone or a new pair of shoes every year because your stuff just works. A world where you don’t chase money or stress about time because you know everything is infinite, including yourself. Time doesn’t break things; belief does. And belief? Oh, that we can change.

Final Thought: Whoever Created Time (and Money) Can Kick Rocks

Time might’ve made sense as a neat little framework to structure music, schedules, and math homework, but it’s become something else: a tool for fear, scarcity, and exhaustion. Money? Same thing. So let’s reframe it. Time isn’t running out. We aren’t breaking down. Our things—our bodies, our dreams, our joy, and yes, even our money—are limitless and infinite, just like us.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a stern talk with my toaster. It’s about to transcend its earthly limits.

Time? Never heard of it. Money? That’s just paper. Infinity? Yeah, that’s the vibe. 🚀✨

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