Futurescape Universe

Plot : Ben, grappling with the consequences of a questionable island purchase, gets roped into yet another absurd plan—this time turning the island into a “luxury destination” featuring a golden toilet. Meanwhile, Richie pitches the idea of a reality TV show about the extravagance, including his Royal Flush poker tournament with billionaires and central banks. As the gang navigates the chaos, they realize how ridiculous things have gotten—especially when Richie decides to open the tournament with karaoke.

Episode 7: "A Sumerian Wedding" Plot Summary: Alfie’s ancient Sumerian past catches up to him when his betrothed , a Mesopotamian goddess , arrives demanding that their ancient wedding vow finally be fulfilled. The gang gets roped into planning a divine wedding , complete with all the chaos and supernatural complications that come with it. Scene 1: Connie’s Press Conference The episode opens with Connie standing confidently at a podium, addressing a packed press conference with calm authority. The room is buzzing with journalists, cameras flashing, and microphones shoved toward her, waiting for a bombshell revelation. Connie looks utterly unfazed. Connie (deadpan, clear as ever): “Money isn’t real. It’s just numbers in a computer. If we tried to print all the money claimed to exist, not even every tree in the universe could handle it.” The audience gasps, shock spreading across their faces. Murmurs ripple through the room as the journalists whisper to each other, strugglin

Episode Title : Armageddon Outta Here, Part 1 / Alphy, the God of Smacking Brats Date : September 16, 2024 Opening Scene : The gang is gathered at Alphy’s ancient artifact bar. Connie lounges on the couch flipping through an old mythology book. Alphy, as usual, is casually sipping on a drink. Connie (curious) : Hey, Alphy, if you were any god from mythology, which one would you be? Alphy (pausing dramatically, then pulling out his phone) : Well, funny you ask. Mom just sent me a text... (holds up his phone) She said some bratty kids in the multiverse need a good smack. So I guess that makes me the Sumerian god of... smacking brats. Connie (laughing) : I don’t think that’s in the mythology book! Alphy (grinning) : Guess they need to update their sources. (mutters) Human mythology nonsense. Cue laugh track as the gang realizes this might be their next mission—Alphy, the reluctant god of cosmic discipline! Episode Continuation : As the gang gets ready to leave for their next mission

Episode 6: "Crypto Chaos" Opening Scene: The camera zooms in on Richie, surrounded by opulent decorations in his mansion. His frustration is palpable as he throws a stack of papers into the air. Richie: (fuming) My wealth used to make me special! Now it’s just paper that’s losing value! He storms over to his computer and starts typing furiously. Richie: (muttering to himself) If money is going digital, I need to go digital too. I’ll create my own cryptocurrency! It’ll be revolutionary! Cut to a close-up of Richie’s computer screen as he types “RichCoin” and hits “Enter.” Richie: (proudly) RichCoin—The future of wealth! The screen flashes a series of absurdly complicated charts and algorithms that no one, including Richie, can decipher. Scene Transition: Ben, at his modest apartment, is on the phone with Richie. Ben: (sighing) Richie, I tried investing in RichCoin like you said. I’m losing money left and right. Can you explain how it works? Richie: (nervously) Uh… it’s a

End of the World Party Verse 1 The sky is fallin', the ground’s breakin' apart But here we are, dancin' with our shattered hearts No time to worry 'bout what’s goin' wrong Let’s keep on movin' and sing along Pre-Chorus Who needs tomorrow when tonight’s our last? Raise your glass, let’s make it a blast! Chorus It’s the end of the world, but we’re still gonna party Dance in the ruins, like it’s a new beginning Fire in the sky, but we’re not afraid We’ll go out with a bang, not a whimper or fade End of the world, but we’re livin’ it loud Turn up the music, we’re gatherin’ a crowd Verse 2 Chaos is everywhere, but we’re standin' tall Laughin’ in the face of it all No use in cryin', we’ll have a good time Turn up the volume, let’s lose our minds Pre-Chorus Who needs tomorrow when tonight’s our last? Raise your glass, let’s make it a blast! Chorus It’s the end of the world, but we’re still gonna party Dance in the ruins, like it’s a new beginning Fire in the sk

EXT. FREEDOM TOWER – NIGHT The iconic Freedom Tower looms against the night sky. For the 2nd time the gang revisit the scene from 911.  Below, CONNIE , GINA , BEN , QUINTON , and ALFIE —all disguised as janitors—sneak towards the entrance. INT. FREEDOM TOWER – BASEMENT – NIGHT Dimly lit and dusty. Connie leads the group through narrow, forgotten corridors, clutching a barely legible, hand-drawn map. CONNIE (whispering) The gold’s here, hidden in a secret vault. We just need to find it. BEN (sarcastic) So far, all I’ve seen is 20-year-old dust and janitor carts. No gold. QUINTON (grumbling) Why are these plans always in basements? Can’t we rob a place with better lighting at least? GINA trips over a rusty lever sticking out of the floor. GINA (annoyed) Seriously? Who leaves this junk lying around? She yanks the lever, and a hidden door creaks open, revealing a swirling portal emitting a strange light. GINA (nervous) Okay… that’s definitely not gold. QUINTON (stunned) It’s a portal. A

Episode 4: "Alfie the Bartender" OPENING SCENE - INT. ALFIE'S HIGH-END BAR - NIGHT ( Alfie has transformed an old speakeasy into an elegant, high-end bar. The atmosphere is dimly lit, with soft jazz playing in the background. The bar is sleek and modern, with a mystical touch—thanks to Alfie’s ability to infuse magic into everything. Patrons sip cocktails that shimmer with an otherworldly glow. The gang—Ben, Gina, Richie, and the Q Twins—gathers at a corner booth, eyeing their drinks cautiously. ) GINA (Skeptical) Alfie, what did you put in these? They look like potions from a video game. BEN (Smiling) Knowing Alfie, it probably is a potion. You said these cocktails unlock what now? ALFIE (Grinning) Past lives. Just a little something I cooked up. Think of it as… spiritual mixology. One sip, and you’ll get a glimpse into who you were before this life. RICHIE (Sniffing his drink) I don’t know, man. I’ve seen some weird stuff, but this? I don’t need to remember past lives.

Episode 3: "Operation Gold Diggers" --- OPENING SCENE - INT. BASEMENT OF THE FREEDOM TOWER - NIGHT (Quinn and Quinton, aka "The Q Twins," are sneaking through a dark, hidden vault beneath the Freedom Tower. They’re armed with flashlights and half-baked conspiracy theories.) QUINN (Whispering) I told you, bro, this place has been rigged since day one. There’s no way all that gold just “disappeared” after 9/11. It’s down here somewhere. QUINTON (Excited) And when we find it, we’ll be set for life! But, which conspiracy are we betting on this time? The hologram planes or the lizard people? QUINN (Sighs) Neither! Focus! This is bigger than reptilian overlords. We’re talking secret vaults, ancient power, and—oh, look! (They stumble upon a hidden door covered in ancient Sumerian symbols, which glows as they approach. Quinn fiddles with it, and with a rumble, it slides open, revealing stacks of gold bars.) QUINTON (Stunned) Whoa! You mean the gold was real? I t

Episode Title: "Armageddon Out of Here Part 2: The Tie" Opening Scene: [Scene: Cosmic Battle] The gang is in the middle of a climactic showdown with the main brat behind all the chaos. Just as they’re about to land the final blow, Connie, in her typical quirky fashion, opens a portal with a flamboyant gesture. [Cut to: Infinity Lounge] The scene shifts to a cosmic lounge where gods are gathered around a glowing celestial chessboard. Galaxies swirl and twinkle as the gods make their moves. Dialogue: God 1 (leaning back, casually stroking his beard): "You know, we could just call it a tie. Everyone else went to the club." God 2 (scratching his head, perplexed): "Wait, they went where?" God 1 (with a nonchalant shrug): "Infinity Lounge. Zeus, Ra, Loki… Half-price ambrosia special." God 2 (raising an eyebrow): "Did Hades go too?" God 1 (nodding enthusiastically): "Yeah, Cerberus is DJing. It’s epic." [Scene: The gods abando