Completing the Trinity – A Cosmic Quest for a Signed Helmet

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Blog Post: Completing the Trinity – A Cosmic Quest for a Signed Helmet

In a universe where my DNA reads like a who’s who of the cosmos, I’m connected to Guides, Ancestors, Cosmic Cats, and Soul Family, including Pleiadians, Atlanteans, and ascended masters like Buddha, Jeshua, and Bruce Lee. With lineage like that, you’d think completing my football helmet’s autograph trinity would be as easy as asking Buddha for enlightenment. But nope—this quest has been more like trying to catch a Zen master in a game of tag.

Let’s set the stage. I’ve already scored signatures from Emmitt Smith and Michael Irvin, two football legends whose names now gleam proudly on my helmet. But there’s one signature that’s playing harder to get than enlightenment from a Zen koan—my possible cousin, Troy Aikman. Yes, the Troy Aikman, the multiple Super Bowl-winning quarterback who apparently doesn’t do autograph appearances. Ever. It’s like he’s the Buddha of quarterbacks, unattainable and serenely detached from all things Sharpie-related.

Now, here’s where it gets cosmic. While Troy is dodging autograph seekers like they’re bad blitz packages, I’m sitting here with a helmet that’s two-thirds legendary and one-third frustratingly incomplete. And let’s not forget that my DNA also connects me to the original ascended masters: Buddha, Jeshua, and Bruce Lee. These guys don’t exactly do autograph sessions either. Buddha would likely hand me a lotus flower and tell me that the autograph is already within me. Jeshua would probably suggest that the real signature is in acts of love and kindness, while Bruce Lee—well, Bruce would just ninja-kick the pen out of my hand and disappear in a cloud of philosophical wisdom.

So, what’s a cosmic being to do? I’ve tried the usual routes—family connections, subtle hints, even considering showing up at Troy’s door with my helmet and some “peace offering” cookies. But Troy remains as elusive as enlightenment, and my helmet is still waiting for that final, elusive signature.

But I’m not throwing in the towel. Not when I’ve got the DNA of ascended masters backing me up. If Buddha could meditate under a tree for 49 days, surely I can endure the wait for one more autograph. If Jeshua could turn water into wine, maybe I can turn my luck around and catch Troy in a generous mood. And if Bruce Lee could be like water, well, I’m just going to keep flowing until I find a way to complete this trinity.

In the end, whether or not I get that signature, the journey has been cosmic, the stakes have been high, and the laughs have been plenty. And who knows? Maybe the real trinity was the friends we made along the way—or at least the ascended masters who didn’t kick us in the head.

So, here’s the takeaway: when your DNA is this cosmic, you don’t just dream big—you dream with ascended masters. And you never know, with a little persistence, you might just end up with a signed helmet—and a few extra blessings to boot.

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