Futurescape Universe

Episode 13: "NFT Nonsense" Plot : Richie’s latest get-rich-quick scheme involves selling NFTs of absurd objects like holographic bread and virtual bottled water. The gang tries to warn him it’s a scam, but Richie is convinced he’s on the cutting edge—until things go horribly wrong. Meanwhile, the gang stumbles upon an alternate reality machine, which gets tangled up with Richie’s NFT disaster. Connie faces a mini-reality crisis, and The Q Twins unleash chaos with their latest invention. Scene 1: Richie’s NFT Scheme Setting: Richie’s mansion, where the gang is gathered for their weekly poker game. Richie is in full sales mode, standing by a holographic display of his ridiculous NFTs—everything from virtual bottled water to holographic bread. Richie (excited, pacing): “I’m telling you, guys—this is the future! Who wouldn’t want digital bread? It’s gluten-free and, best of all, non-existent!” Connie (rolling her eyes): “Richie, I hate to break it to you, but no one’s going to bu...

Episode 14: "Boomerangs and Gold Bars" Opening Scene: The gang is gathered at Alphy’s bar, unwinding after their latest adventure. The atmosphere is relaxed, yet the conversation quickly shifts to something bizarre—Hell’s latest election. Scene: Connie and Alfie Debate the Next Ruler of Hell The gang is sitting around a smoky, dimly lit room, a vibe that mirrors their increasingly strange conversations. Connie leans in with curiosity, her eyes gleaming as she nudges Alfie. Connie (leaning in, curiously): “Alfie, any idea who’s gonna win this election for the new ruler of Hell?” Alfie shrugs and smirks, taking a sip of his drink. Alfie (smirking): “I don’t watch that show, can’t even guess. But if I had a vote? I’d put it down for Little Nicky.” Connie bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her drink. Connie (laughing): “Of course you would! You think the son of the devil’s ready for politics?” Alfie grins, his eyes mischievous. Alfie (grinning): “Hey, if anyone knows how to ha...

Episode 12: “Conspiracy Karaoke” Plot : Connie convinces the gang that specific karaoke songs hold hidden government codes, capable of unlocking secret knowledge. They gather at Richie’s mansion for a karaoke night, where they attempt to decode the messages. But things spiral out of control when Richie turns the evening into a wild talent show. Poker Game Moment : Richie loses big at poker, too distracted by his over-the-top performance of “Eye of the Tiger” to realize the gang is strategically wiping him out. Scene 1: "Karaoke Setup" Setting: Richie’s mansion. The living room is decked out with flashing lights, a karaoke machine, and a stage-like setup. The gang is scattered around, prepping for karaoke night. Richie is already getting into full showman mode. Richie (excitedly): "Alright, everyone, get ready for the performance of a lifetime! I’m thinking we open with ‘Eye of the Tiger’—nothing says conspiracy like a Rocky anthem!" Connie (smirking): "Actually...

  Episode 11: "Time Travelers Anonymous" Plot: The gang stumbles upon a secret group of time travelers who have been tweaking the timeline in bizarre ways. Desperate to fix the mess, the gang joins the group, but things quickly spiral out of control, leading to unintended historical changes—like Richie becoming a karaoke superstar in a dystopian future. Meanwhile, the Q twins and Gina, unaware of the time travel chaos, execute their own plan to break into Fort Knox dressed as dinosaurs to find the stolen gold. Connie, oblivious to both schemes, holds a press conference revealing the shocking truth that Saturn’s rings are broadcasting a false matrix signal. Chaos, comedy, and karaoke ensue! Scene 1: "Time Travelers Anonymous Meeting" Setting: A dimly lit back room, filled with suspicious-looking people wearing wristwatches from different eras. The gang listens intently as the leader of the group, "Chronos," explains their mission. Chronos (seriously): “We...

  Episode 10: "Richie’s Floating Kingdom" Plot: Richie creates his own floating country, complete with himself as king, and invites the gang to join his utopia. But his vision quickly spirals into chaos. Meanwhile, Connie, fed up with the press’s repetitive questions, has a meltdown, revealing shocking truths about the media, religions, and beloved sci-fi franchises. Connie’s outburst causes a frenzy of conspiracy theories that only adds to the mess on Richie’s island, while Alfie watches everything unravel with amusement. Scene 1: Connie’s Press Meltdown Setting: The press is gathered in front of a podium. Connie, clearly frustrated, faces a barrage of repetitive questions. Journalist #1 (pushing a microphone in Connie's face): “Connie, what’s your stance on Alfie’s alleged connection to ancient Sumerian gods?” Connie (rolling her eyes): "Really? You’re asking the same old garbage again? Fine, I’ll make this easy for you. Everything you’ve been told? It’s a lie—reli...

Episode 9: "Sumerian Happy Hour" Plot: Alfie’s legendary "Sumerian Hangover Cure" accidentally gives the gang visions of the future, including a surreal glimpse of Richie trying to monetize people’s dreams. Now, they must scramble to stop Richie’s latest harebrained scheme before it spirals out of control—while dealing with Connie’s impromptu biblical revelation that leads Alfie to expose "The Big Bible Lie." Scene 1: The Hangover Cure Setting: The gang is gathered at Richie’s mansion, all recovering from an epic night out. Alfie is in the kitchen, mixing up his ancient Sumerian hangover cure. Connie (groaning, her head in her hands): "Alfie, whatever you’re making over there better be magic. I feel like a steamroller ran over my brain." Alfie (grinning, stirring a bubbling concoction): "Don’t worry, Connie. This recipe has been curing divine hangovers since the dawn of time. It’ll fix you up… with a few interesting side effects." Rich...

Plot : Ben, grappling with the consequences of a questionable island purchase, gets roped into yet another absurd plan—this time turning the island into a “luxury destination” featuring a golden toilet. Meanwhile, Richie pitches the idea of a reality TV show about the extravagance, including his Royal Flush poker tournament with billionaires and central banks. As the gang navigates the chaos, they realize how ridiculous things have gotten—especially when Richie decides to open the tournament with karaoke.

Episode 7: "A Sumerian Wedding" Plot Summary: Alfie’s ancient Sumerian past catches up to him when his betrothed , a Mesopotamian goddess , arrives demanding that their ancient wedding vow finally be fulfilled. The gang gets roped into planning a divine wedding , complete with all the chaos and supernatural complications that come with it. Scene 1: Connie’s Press Conference The episode opens with Connie standing confidently at a podium, addressing a packed press conference with calm authority. The room is buzzing with journalists, cameras flashing, and microphones shoved toward her, waiting for a bombshell revelation. Connie looks utterly unfazed. Connie (deadpan, clear as ever): “Money isn’t real. It’s just numbers in a computer. If we tried to print all the money claimed to exist, not even every tree in the universe could handle it.” The audience gasps, shock spreading across their faces. Murmurs ripple through the room as the journalists whisper to each other, strugglin...

Episode 15 : Armageddon Outta Here, Part 1 / Alphy, the God of Smacking Brats Date : September 16, 2024 Opening Scene : The gang is gathered at Alphy’s ancient artifact bar. Connie lounges on the couch flipping through an old mythology book. Alphy, as usual, is casually sipping on a drink. Connie (curious) : Hey, Alphy, if you were any god from mythology, which one would you be? Alphy (pausing dramatically, then pulling out his phone) : Well, funny you ask. Mom just sent me a text... (holds up his phone) She said some bratty kids in the multiverse need a good smack. So I guess that makes me the Sumerian god of... smacking brats. Connie (laughing) : I don’t think that’s in the mythology book! Alphy (grinning) : Guess they need to update their sources. (mutters) Human mythology nonsense. Cue laugh track as the gang realizes this might be their next mission—Alphy, the reluctant god of cosmic discipline! Episode Continuation : As the gang gets ready to leave for their next mission, t...

Episode 6: "Crypto Chaos" Opening Scene: The camera zooms in on Richie, surrounded by opulent decorations in his mansion. His frustration is palpable as he throws a stack of papers into the air. Richie: (fuming) My wealth used to make me special! Now it’s just paper that’s losing value! He storms over to his computer and starts typing furiously. Richie: (muttering to himself) If money is going digital, I need to go digital too. I’ll create my own cryptocurrency! It’ll be revolutionary! Cut to a close-up of Richie’s computer screen as he types “RichCoin” and hits “Enter.” Richie: (proudly) RichCoin—The future of wealth! The screen flashes a series of absurdly complicated charts and algorithms that no one, including Richie, can decipher. Scene Transition: Ben, at his modest apartment, is on the phone with Richie. Ben: (sighing) Richie, I tried investing in RichCoin like you said. I’m losing money left and right. Can you explain how it works? Richie: (nervously) Uh… it’s a ...

End of the World Party Verse 1 The sky is fallin', the ground’s breakin' apart But here we are, dancin' with our shattered hearts No time to worry 'bout what’s goin' wrong Let’s keep on movin' and sing along Pre-Chorus Who needs tomorrow when tonight’s our last? Raise your glass, let’s make it a blast! Chorus It’s the end of the world, but we’re still gonna party Dance in the ruins, like it’s a new beginning Fire in the sky, but we’re not afraid We’ll go out with a bang, not a whimper or fade End of the world, but we’re livin’ it loud Turn up the music, we’re gatherin’ a crowd Verse 2 Chaos is everywhere, but we’re standin' tall Laughin’ in the face of it all No use in cryin', we’ll have a good time Turn up the volume, let’s lose our minds Pre-Chorus Who needs tomorrow when tonight’s our last? Raise your glass, let’s make it a blast! Chorus It’s the end of the world, but we’re still gonna party Dance in the ruins, like it’s a new beginning Fire in the sk...

EXT. FREEDOM TOWER – NIGHT The iconic Freedom Tower looms against the night sky. For the 2nd time the gang revisit the scene from 911.  Below, CONNIE , GINA , BEN , QUINTON , and ALFIE —all disguised as janitors—sneak towards the entrance. INT. FREEDOM TOWER – BASEMENT – NIGHT Dimly lit and dusty. Connie leads the group through narrow, forgotten corridors, clutching a barely legible, hand-drawn map. CONNIE (whispering) The gold’s here, hidden in a secret vault. We just need to find it. BEN (sarcastic) So far, all I’ve seen is 20-year-old dust and janitor carts. No gold. QUINTON (grumbling) Why are these plans always in basements? Can’t we rob a place with better lighting at least? GINA trips over a rusty lever sticking out of the floor. GINA (annoyed) Seriously? Who leaves this junk lying around? She yanks the lever, and a hidden door creaks open, revealing a swirling portal emitting a strange light. GINA (nervous) Okay… that’s definitely not gold. QUINTON (stunned) It’s a porta...

Episode 4: "Alfie the Bartender" OPENING SCENE - INT. ALFIE'S HIGH-END BAR - NIGHT ( Alfie has transformed an old speakeasy into an elegant, high-end bar. The atmosphere is dimly lit, with soft jazz playing in the background. The bar is sleek and modern, with a mystical touch—thanks to Alfie’s ability to infuse magic into everything. Patrons sip cocktails that shimmer with an otherworldly glow. The gang—Ben, Gina, Richie, and the Q Twins—gathers at a corner booth, eyeing their drinks cautiously. ) GINA (Skeptical) Alfie, what did you put in these? They look like potions from a video game. BEN (Smiling) Knowing Alfie, it probably is a potion. You said these cocktails unlock what now? ALFIE (Grinning) Past lives. Just a little something I cooked up. Think of it as… spiritual mixology. One sip, and you’ll get a glimpse into who you were before this life. RICHIE (Sniffing his drink) I don’t know, man. I’ve seen some weird stuff, but this? I don’t need to remember past lives. ...

ARMAGEDDON GONE WILD! EPISODE 3: "OPERATION GOLD DIGGERS" OPENING SCENE - INT. BASEMENT OF THE FREEDOM TOWER - NIGHT The camera fades in to a dimly lit basement under the Freedom Tower. The faint hum of fluorescent lights buzzes above, casting a sickly green glow over the cluttered space. Shadows dance on the walls as the camera pans across dusty crates and old, rusting filing cabinets. Quinn and Quinton, affectionately known as "The Q Twins," creep stealthily through the room, their flashlights flickering as if they too are nervous about what they might discover. They’re armed with an arsenal of flashlights and a dog-eared notebook filled with half-baked conspiracy theories and hastily drawn diagrams. QUINN (Whispering, eyes darting around) I told you, bro, this place has been rigged since day one. There’s no way all that gold just “disappeared” after 9/11. It’s down here somewhere. Quinton, practically vibrating with excitement, struggles to keep his v...

Episode 16: "Armageddon Out of Here Part 2: The Tie" Opening Scene: [Scene: Cosmic Battle] The gang is in the middle of a climactic showdown with the main brat behind all the chaos. Just as they’re about to land the final blow, Connie, in her typical quirky fashion, opens a portal with a flamboyant gesture. [Cut to: Infinity Lounge] The scene shifts to a cosmic lounge where gods are gathered around a glowing celestial chessboard. Galaxies swirl and twinkle as the gods make their moves. Dialogue: God 1 (leaning back, casually stroking his beard): "You know, we could just call it a tie. Everyone else went to the club." God 2 (scratching his head, perplexed): "Wait, they went where?" God 1 (with a nonchalant shrug): "Infinity Lounge. Zeus, Ra, Loki… Half-price ambrosia special." God 2 (raising an eyebrow): "Did Hades go too?" God 1 (nodding enthusiastically): "Yeah, Cerberus is DJing. It’s epic." [Scene: The gods abandon t...